Chinese Erotic Ghost Story (1998)

An incredibly slapdash piece of softcore stupidity about a kind-hearted young tax collector, Er Dau Chu. He feels that his wife is a dud ('Big tits and no brains', he laments). As it happens, she has the organs of a pig inside her. Our hero (of sorts) is summoned to see his boss, Wang, a man of many women. Eventually seduced by one of Wang's favourites, our man is forced to steal a ridiculous statue from a nearby temple. This is where, for a minute, things really pick up as a lovely bloodsucking ghost appears. But her appearance is all too brief and we are left to Er taking back the statue. The statue, in fact, is a magical judge (Tsui Kam-kong sinking a bit too low). In exchange for a favour, the judge amends Er and his wife's physiologies in somewhat deficient areas. Where does all this head? I can't say as I didn't stick around for the end. Er's new talking, flying and wise-cracking magical penis simply became far too irritating...

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Stars: Yen Cho-sin, Tsui Kam-kong, Chung Chun